Are you tired of taking it in the ass from your employer? Or frustrated at being patronised all day by a work colleague? Perhaps you ache for the perfect moment when you can tell your nagging wife to stick it up her hairy arse. Well my friends, it’s time to take some action. Read on.
Sometimes, other people who are unhappy with their meaningless, fragile time on Earth like to take out their missed opportunities, failed attempts and catastrophic decisions on the innocent. If this sounds like you, then look no further for your solution.
You know you're pretty funny for a dead guy!
I, Quantumhead the razor-tongue, have pledged to spend my spare time righting these wrongs. Putting straight the bullies, the cowards and the shallow minds synonymous with inflated egos. Kind of an internet vigilante, if you will; with a vendetta against the guilty.
And this is what I think of your call-centre job, you little cockroach
If you are having problems, and no one else can help, if you can find me…….. Hang on, that’s the A-Team. What I mean to say is, if you feel you are currently on the receiving end of a beating with the shit-stick of injustice, I can help. You can send me an e-mail at cheetham.dereck@googlemail.com or simply leave a comment on this page.
Please be sure to include a brief synopsis of your situation; who the cause of the problem is, their e-mail address and why you feel them to be unfair. If I feel the perpetrator is taking blatant liberties I will then contact you back to discuss selectively highlighting the offender’s flaws in a rather amusing e-mail. If you choose I will also blind-copy you into this e-mail, for the purposes of extracting the rare self-contentment exclusively derived from telling someone you dislike to FUCK……. RIGHT……….. OFF…………..
This service is completely free and I am here to serve……………….
Quantumhead.
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ok! i hate my manager. She is a bitch. I mean I work my ass off for absolutely no credit and she falsely accuses me of inappropriate behaviour. What the fuck?
My boss is a little fat ugly dwarf of a man. He’s not very smart, the ladies at work all think he is hideous but, much to their displeasure he doesn’t get the hint. His wife is the primary bread winner earning nearly double what he does. In short, if I had to wake up and be this man I would fill up the bathtub and crawl in with the toaster. He gets his gets his jollies needling the only six people on the ENTIRE planet that are forced to listen to him. His children ridicule him, his peers won’t speak to him unless cornered. I could go on but my wife is warning me about my blood pressure.